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Chuck Norris faktoja

Olen heikoissa oloissa naureskellut Chuck Norris faktoille netissä. Tässä muutamat kovimmista:

• Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
• Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
• Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
• Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
• Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
• It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
• "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
• Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
• Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
• Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
• Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
• Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
• Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

Näky terassilta

Eilen istuskellessani terassilla näin pulsun jolla oli Top Gun -lippis. Siinä oli lipassa metallia levy samoin kun kohdassa joka tulee otsan kohdalle. Olin niiiiiin kateellinen. Epäilen että lätsä oli oikeasti siltä ajalta kun Top Gun julkaistiin :)